Fail!

This made my week!

For the blind, that says "Kum & Go"

Less is more

So for my media class I have to create a WordPress and start blogging on it.  Let me tell you, WordPress is SO FUCKING confusing (yes it is so aggravating that it warrants the F-word)!

What the hell is a Page and why should I care?!  Stating that a Page is a "static post" is not helpful WordPress...I need a better description than that!

I also hate how there are a million things all over the dashboard on WordPress.  I guess options are nice, but when I feel so overwhelmed and can't find what I am looking for this fact becomes obsolete and I want to chuck my computer at the wall. 

URGH!!!

Needless to say I am having difficulty with this assignment.  I would like to thank you Blogger for being so user friendly :)

Oh SyFy you just made my day!

"This isn't a normal shark. It swims. It kills. And it's out there!"

Please tell me this is a joke

I believe that when a book like Atlas Shrugged is made into a movie they should at least try to get the lighting right and maybe every thing else will follow.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO ORANGE!?!  This is a tragedy.

Whoever made this film should go into a cave and never EVER come out again.  The fact that this is only Part 1, meaning another equally orange movie will be made, makes me want to cry.

Movies I want to see

Last Night
Usually not a fan of movies where there is probably going to be cheating, but this one looks like it is going to be more of a critique and less of a ploy to bring in viewers.

Scre4m
I have only seen Scream 3, but I love most of the actors that are going to be in this one :)

X
Interesting thriller set in Australia of all places and with what I am hoping are prostitutes of their own free will. If they are being forced to be prostitutes I will quickly peace out.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes
The original really freaked me out when I was little, but was still a decent movie. The recent remake sucked. Here's to hoping this one doesn't disappoint.

Oh Movie Posters...

I am such a sucker for a nice movie poster.  It is really quite sad and can be compared to buying a book without reading the back only because you liked the front cover.

This movie poster looks so sexy and rebellious!  The guy is also very attractive (in a weird way, right?), which I am totally a sucker for. The only thing wrong with this picture is Kat Denning (ugh)...she always plays the same character in every movie. The girl that doesn't give a sh-t, but at the same time has a very whiny voice, which makes for the most irritating character. Either way, after I watching trailer I wasn't quite sure if I really wanted to devote 2 hours of my life watching a train wreck unfold. Sadly, the poster is completely misleading! I hate when that happens, rare as it may be.

P.S.  I really don't know why Variety thinks that this film is "Juno as reimagined by David Lynch or a funnier, sunnier Donnie Darko"...first of all, this girl is not pregnant, but if this is anything like Juno I will NOT see it. Second of all, I do not see anything sunny or funny about a troubled girl who's obviously terrible past with men leads her to play with men's emotions and attempt to seduce her teacher... Variety has obviously never seen Donnie Darko.

Mortal Kombat

So my roommate just bought the new Mortal Kombat...which I have never really played.  This game is f-ing awesome though!

The Fatalities are so gruesome, yet so satisfying to watch!

The only thing I wish is that the women would have more clothes on, but I guess that's asking too much from asian men...

OMG!

HBO is making American Gods by Niel Gaiman into a tv series!! I am so freakin excited!

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Could this trailer be any more confusing?
Yeah, we've all probably heard the conspiracy theories stating that Shakespeare put his name on other people's work...but the truth is probably not that interesting.

From what I can gather from the trailer Queen Elizabeth is behind the cover up, and someone is murdered for knowing the truth. Honestly?  I am sure no one really cared that much about plagiarism back then, especially if it were a group of women who wrote the plays.

Absolutely Ridiculous!

I can't believe this happened...what exactly was the reason why this child needed to be given a full body search??
And if the TSA is so damn good at their job, how did they not notice some dude was filming them?

a-ha!

This looks interesting. I really like the look of the vampires!! Paul Bettany really likes playing holy men...might need to dedicate a post to that lol.

As you have probably already guessed

I have started to re-watch Heroes, and I want to retract my earlier statement that I hate Sylar.  I just saw episode 21 (which I guess I missed the first time around) which makes Sylar a more two-dimensional character.  Which I like.

Anyways, Heroes is a worthwhile show, maybe only for the first season.  I guess I'll let you know once I move on to the second!

Such a ridiculous video!

I am shocked

So I have heard that Source Code is actually a good movie!!

I heart me some Jake Gyllenhaal, so I definitely going to see this one.  My only question is: How come he doesn't know anything about his mission the first time he is sent "back"? It's weird that no one would tell him what he was doing before they recruited him...seems like a waste of $$$.

Update: So I went to see Source Code and my question was answered in a acceptable way. This movie was actually pretty good. Probably not worth $8, but definitely worth a rental.

Ugh

I dont think I have hated a character more than Sylar...